Spongebob Haiku

Wow, Samology just upgraded to the latest version of Movable Type, which handily includes a link to all unpublished "drafts" (i.e.; "I wrote this, but now it looks too stupid to publish"). Here's one from from the 2004 cutting room floor about my favorite tv show;

Spongebob Haiku

"asinine cartoon
flips krabby patties deftly
i love you spongebob!"