Work Avoidance MEME

(via Dollhouse) Nearest book, page 18, line 7 - "that year, there was a fortune to be made from the well-" Stretching out my left land, I touch - request for email address for assistant office manager Last TV show I watched - Law&Order last night Without looking, what time would you guess it is? - 12:15 With the exception of the computer, what do you hear? - chirping birds in my office air conditioner When did you last step outside? - going to work this morning Before this survey, what were you looking at? - a Microsoft Access form design template What are you wearing? - blue and yellow short-sleeve shirt, polyester slacks, black leather shoes and a blue pair of heavy socks Did you dream last night? - no When did you last laugh? - listening to Howard Stern make fun of the guy with the cleft palate this morning What are on the walls of the room you are in? - a horse calendar, 41 snapshots of my co-worker's horses and lizards and kitties and doggies, and a yellowed, 3-year-old newspaper cutout of two American flags in the shape of the Twin Towers with the words "UNITED WE STAND" underneath. Have you seen anything weird lately? - a horse calendar, 41 snapshots of my co-worker's horses and lizards and kitties and doggies, and a yellowed, 3-year-old newspaper cutout of two American flags in the shape of the Twin Towers with the words "UNITED WE STAND" underneath. Last film? - Bladerunner, Director's Cut What is the first you would buy if you became a multi-millionaire overnight? - a penthouse apartment in Manhattan Tell me something I don't know about you: - Garrison Keillor once said I have a very wise look If you could change one thing, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be? - bring The Greatest American Hero back to primetime George W. Bush? - is my favorite president, in the same way The Apprentice is my favorite television show Girl child? - "Chloe" Boy child? - "Richard" Would you ever consider living abroad? - I will retire in Paris.