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August 5, 2003

Hacker Envy

Oooh, will someone give me $1,600? I want to attend Aspects of Offensive Root-kit Technology in September.

Actually I couldn't hack my way out of an MS-DOS window, but it would be great fun watching the other guys display their mad skillz. A nice "Black Hat Certificate of Completion" would not hurt too much either.


I like how I feign complete ignorance by calling it an "MS-DOS window" instead of a prompt. Like as if everything is a "window" because I only use the "Windows™" operating system. This is an obscure geek point to make, perhaps, but humorous nonetheless.

Caught that. Your universe is largely peopled by geeks.