Not Worth the Fur You're Printed On
Anxious Jones
Furlong Furlong
Lardito
Don't Believe the Hype
Hyper-fur
Hyped-up-on-catnip
Cat-Nipsy Russell
Vogon Constructor Fleet
Vogon Constructor Butt
Vogon Breath
Ouch! Ouch! Claws on my face! Ouch!
Destroyer of the Origami Craft Projects Menace
Destroyer of the Headphone Cord Menace
Destroyer of the Sam's Perfectly Nice Dinner Menace
Jose Furrier
You Would Make An Interesting Ceiling Fan Attachment
Needy Furry Greedy Bite-y
Weapon of Sam's Apartment Destruction
Harold
Wink
Lardito, definitely.